I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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