I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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