TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
