This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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