I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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