yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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