I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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