idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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