Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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