they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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