Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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