Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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