i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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