Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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