And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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