32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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