oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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