I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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