Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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