My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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