I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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