It's Friday. Sex?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.