Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
What changed your mind?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?