I'm jealous of your bromance
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?