she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.