The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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