So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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