wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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