butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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