Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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