he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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