she kept yelling 'call me bella'
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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