I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Found your dick twin last night
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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