Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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