how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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