White coat. Heels.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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