THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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