I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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