no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
FUCK WHALES
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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