I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize