Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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