Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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