So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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