my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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