omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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