I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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