I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
