I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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