i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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