if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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