do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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