He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Actions speak louder than pants.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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