But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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