NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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