i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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