I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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