so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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