when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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