24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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